Great there was a power surge and now every electric appliance in my house either won’t turn on or won’t work correctly.

unclefather:

that’s him

unclefather:

that’s him

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robot: i don't understand. what is... love?
scientist: oh... well. i. love is-
robot: ahahaha i'm just fucking with you. anyway i found some cool swords online i want you to buy for me
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x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Wait is it actually a squirrel

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#oh hi mark 

roflandtroll:

littlewhitely:

*salivates profusely* 

*Very, very heavy breathing* 

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#the eccentric family 
58,632 plays

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#tommy wiseau 
plays

hanamurateruteru:

there is so much to this and it kills me every time

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guccipoop:

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs
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guccipoop:

Are you feeling it now mr.crabs

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conronorock:

invisible walls is where I draw the line
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conronorock:

invisible walls is where I draw the line

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xkcds:

'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'
D.B. Cooper [explained]
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xkcds:

'Why on Earth would someone commit air piracy just to finance a terrible movie decades later?' 'People are very strange these days.'

D.B. Cooper [explained]

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